Being a vampire isn’t all leather goth orgies and sneaking into hotties’ bedrooms at night as a mist. It can be those things but life for a modern vampire isn’t as carefree as back in the good old days.
It can be tough.
Everyone has a camera in their back pocket for starters and that makes staying on the down-low well hard, innit?
Vampires today have to be smart. It’s not just the risk of being put on blast across the Metaverse midway through your dinner behind the local pub either. Vampire hunters are the real deal and those Van Helsing mofos are always on the look-out. When they have you in their sights you’re in for a world of pain. 
And vamps aren’t as invincible as you might think either. Sure they can glamour the pants off you, have you clucking like a chicken or ready to punt yourself off a bridge but a well placed stake and they’re done for. Open the curtains on a sunny day and they’re toast.
Literally.
And sometimes, when the moon comes up just so, they revert to their true form – dead. Dead as a dodo. And you know what a dead vampire is? Fucking helpless, that’s what.
So, what’s an immortal undead girl to do?
Trying to meet the woman of her dreams while staying one step ahead of social media influencers and monster-hunting nutters. It’s a bloody jungle out there.